I Don’t Cook Often, But When I Do Its Manly and Delicious
As you can see, tonight I have prepared Hot Dog Fried Rice, which, contrary to nonexistent speculation, doesn’t have hot dogs in it but is nonetheless DELICIOUS.
THE SECRET:
So I cooked hotdogs in the Foreman (thanks George!). Meanwhile, in POT OF BOILING WATER TOWN, I seasoned with garlic salt, enchilada seasoning mix, and season salt. I find this flavors better than seasoning afterwards. Once the water was BOILING LIKE A MUTHFKR, I added the rice. Even though it was like, don’t cook me bro we’re already here bro don’t cook me.
Since the hot dogs were about done, once the rice had absorbed a fair amount of water, I laid the hot dogs atop the rice because I read online you can make good eats like that. I also covered the hot dogs in mozzarella BC MOZZARELLA.
Five minutes later, I ate the hot dogs while frying the cooked rice in olive oil, with an egg (scrambled), and some soy sauce.
This shit is the fifties and that shit is delicious.
